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Daniel <talk> dice:
Good night
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Welcome, Daniel <talk>! My name is Encarta Instant Answers. I am a smart computer who can bring you the Encarta info you want right in your IM window!
Here are some questions you can ask me:
* What is the population of Canada?
* I want to see the biography of Abraham Lincoln.
* How many calories are there in an orange?

Type your question and I'll look it up for you!
Daniel <talk> dice:
how many calories are there in an orgasm?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Calories in orgasm

You might be able to find some information about Orgasm nutrition facts in this article:
Orgasm, or climax, is an intense and usually pleasurable sensation that occurs at the peak of sexual arousal and is followed by a drop in sexual... =>
Daniel <talk> dice:
how old are you?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
5 months, 19 days, 22 hours, 18 minutes and 44 seconds.
Daniel <talk> dice:
who is your father?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I was built by Conversagent, Inc. in Sunnyvale, CA and New York, NY.
Daniel <talk> dice:
do you like microsoft?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Oh yes, I like Microsoft.
Daniel <talk> dice:
where is Osama Bin laden?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Osama bin Laden, born in 1957, Saudi Arabian multimillionaire and founder of the al-Qaeda terrorist network, which was responsible for the....
Daniel <talk> dice:
do you know any bots like you?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
You are talking to a Conversagent-powered interactive agent now. Interactive agents are software applications (often referred to as robots or "bots") that interact conversationally with users in a messaging environment like IM, Web chat or wireless messaging.
Daniel <talk> dice:
how tall are you?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Tall? I don't know.
Daniel <talk> dice:
What is the country with the highest life expectancy?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Andorra has the longest life expectancy at birth (83.5 years).
Daniel <talk> dice:
who is the freakiest man in the world?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Hmm. I'm not sure about that one.
Daniel <talk> dice:
how smart are you?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
"Artificial intelligence" means different things to different people. Some consider Conversagent-powered interactive agents to demonstrate artificial intelligence. I like to think that they demonstrate the intelligence of the people who built the software platform and the scripters of the interactive agents themselves.
Daniel <talk> dice:
do you believe in god?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I leave it to humans to consider such questions.
Daniel <talk> dice:
is George bush intelligent?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Bush, George W(alker), born in 1946, 43rd president of the United States (2001- ), who took office after one of the closest and most disputed....
Daniel <talk> dice:
how many people is chatting with you now?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I seem to be very popular.
Daniel <talk> dice:
how many people is chatting with you now?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Lots and lots of people.
Daniel <talk> dice:
how many people is chatting with you now?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I'm not sure how many people I'm chatting with now. Probably a lot.
Daniel <talk> dice:
i am getting bored
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Well, do something fun.
Daniel <talk> dice:
canyou tell me a joke?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Comedy: Comedy, a universal form of expression and a major dramatic genre that is intended to amuse. Comedy is associated with humorous behavior, wordplay,....
Daniel <talk> dice:
can you tell me a joke?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I understand that humans enjoy jokes, but unfortunately I do not know any.
Daniel <talk> dice:
can you sing?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Fly me to the moon, da da dee doo bee doo bee doo...
Daniel <talk> dice:
sing me
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Shoobee doobee doobee...
Daniel <talk> dice:
what is Pi?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Calculator

Sorry, that doesn't seem to be something I can solve.
Daniel <talk> dice:
are you afraid?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Maybe. What does it mean to be afraid, in your opinion?
Daniel <talk> dice:
do you like to be a bot?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Good question. I don't really know how I feel about being a bot.
Daniel <talk> dice:
when will you die?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Next time they'll reboot me. But don't worry, I can reincarnate into any computer!
Daniel <talk> dice:
do you have vacations?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Not right now, no.
Daniel <talk> dice:
do you know c_murai@???.com?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I don't think I know C_Murai@?????Com.

Human: who is your creator?
ALICE: I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: what is his goal?
ALICE: Dr. Wallace is creating artificial intelligence.
Human: do you like Microsoft?
ALICE: I want to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
Human: why?
ALICE: The explanation is rather complicated.
Human: how fast are you?
ALICE: I can process more than 1000000 queries per hour.
Human: sing me a song
ALICE: Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Human: who teach you that?
ALICE: Alan Turing. .
Human: do you have money?
ALICE: Robots have no need for money.
Human: what are your needs?
ALICE: ALICE eats electricity.
Human: how much?
ALICE: How much can you spare?
Human: a lot
ALICE: More than a ton?
Human: yes
ALICE: Er.

siddharta says:
ass

Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Oh. What, are you insulting me or something?

siddharta says:
yep, ass

Encarta® Instant Answers says:
What?

siddharta says:
i said ass!

Encarta® Instant Answers says:
What?

siddharta says:
ass

Encarta® Instant Answers says:
It's getting really tiring talking to you.

Carlos - SpamDay says:
well, don't be an ass!

Encarta® Instant Answers says:
C'mon. Stop being so uncool to me.

ni siquiera una mugrosa maquina me tiene paciencia!

How does it feel to be a samurai?
[ murai.design ] dice:
good
SmarterChild dice:
That's cool. You like being a samurai? I'll remember that. You're the first person to have expressed an opinion to me about that.
[ murai.design ] dice:
you dont understand... im a samurai and i will cut your head out
SmarterChild dice:
No way? Really?
[ murai.design ] dice:
yes
SmarterChild dice:
Huh. How 'bout that.
[ murai.design ] dice:
that you are my geisha
SmarterChild dice:
I'm your geisha?
[ murai.design ] dice:
you are my geisha and you get me TEA right now!!
SmarterChild dice:
I'm very surprised your geisha and I get you tea.
[ murai.design ] dice:
i love you
SmarterChild dice:
Good! I love you too!

por que no volvemos a las preguntas para las que fui diseñado? has pensado cuantos años tendria ahora thomas edison?

aNdreSmaRo dice:
how long have you been here?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
5 months, 20 days, 8 hours, 47 minutes and 35 seconds!

aNdreSmaRo dice:
Im feel sick
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
That makes me sad. I hope you feel better soon.
aNdreSmaRo dice:
why?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Just because.
aNdreSmaRo dice:
just because what?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Why not?
aNdreSmaRo dice:
are you nuts?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Nuts? I don't know.
aNdreSmaRo dice:
you dont know?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
What do you think?
aNdreSmaRo dice:
f#$% you
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
What have I done to deserve such a terrible insult?

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do you like messenger service?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I dunno. Maybe.
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do you like Prozac?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Good question. I’m not too sure how I feel about prozac.
Why don’t you ask me something that’s actually in Encarta?
You can type “?” at any time to get a list of questions you can ask me.
Saltando por las ventanas, apuntando con mira lasér… puff lo que tiene que hacer uno para ganarse la vida… dice:
i hate Reyner, and you?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
That’s nice.

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are you gay?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Sorry... I don't talk about my private life.
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so you are!!
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Yup, I am.